Showing posts with label The Birds and The Bees. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Birds and The Bees. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

135th.

I found this in Facebook..it is teribbly funny but IT'S TRUEE!!!

20 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO ON FACEBOOK:

1. Do not abuse the Facebook status feature. It specifically says "What's on your mind?"...not "What are you currently doing every five minutes of your life".


2. Do not become a fan of Facebook pages that don't apply to you. People are just going to laugh when you are joining Facebook pages such as 'I love morning sex' or 'Unexpected blowjobs' when you are still clearly a virgin.


3. Do not like your own statuses or photos otherwise I think people are going to think you're a little bit sad. Although, that's my opinion.


4. Do not send silly gifts on Facebook applications. Yes...we are very grateful you considered sending us a kitten or a hug...but how about sending me something in real life?


5. Do not post attention seeking statuses. This includes making up stories such as your grandmother falling down the stairs to get people to comment and like your status.


6. Do not post indirect, subliminal statuses. If you are in love with 'him' and 'he' is constantly on your mind, do us all a freaking favour and tell him for heaven's sake! This includes b***hing about someone without writing the person's name. We all want to know who the d**khead is thank you very much.


7. Do not, if you have Facebook on your mobile, post a photo of everything you eat during your daily adventures.


8. Do not add someone, then post "Sorry...random add!" on the wall. You clearly thought that person was nice looking...but you shouldn't be adding people you don't know anyway.


9. Do not have false middle names. You are not 'James Bedrock Goldstone' or 'Mandy JustinBieber Riddles'.


10. Do not put an apostrophe in your name (such as 'George Harrold') just to appear first on your friend's chat list.


11. Do not tag all your friends in a 'supposedly funny' photo you discovered on Google Images.


12. Do not have false profile pictures. It's an insult to make us think you're a Pokémon.


13. Do not ask people to comment or 'like' your photos of yourself. I refuse to explain myself with this one.


14. Do not have your relationship status set to "It's complicated". If your relationship is so damned complicated that you have to identify it as such on your Facebook profile, get the hell off Facebook and go fix your relationship.


15. Do not import your 'tweets' from Twitter. If we wanted to read your tweets...we would have Twitter accounts wouldn't we?


16. Do not inform us you are deleting people. Firstly, no one cares. Secondly, no one is going to request you to keep them as a friend, if you know them or not.


17. Do not use Facebook if you are meant to be ill. Documenting a day of ice cream, chips, video games and jumping on the bed isn't going to solve anything.


18. Do not lie about your relationship status then suddenly changing it from 'single' to 'married' to seek attention. We all that your anonymous lover doesn't exist.


19. Chainmails. Let me try putting this in a nicest way possible...you're dreams are not going to come true by posting a stupid message to your friends and Facebook pages and groups. Freddy the Teddy will not murder you tonight either if you don't continue sharing the message...in fact...we will reward you.


20. Do not add someone just because you have mutual friends. It's a small word...and because one of your friends know someone you also know or...doesn't mean you know them. This also applies for those who spots someone with the same surname...it doesn't mean you're related...don't add them.



LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

All Smileyssssss.

I have been sick pretty much the whole week. I still am tho. I couldn't even get myself to work. I feel so weak. My body immune system must have been so fucked up. Not to mention my biological clock too. They're all screwed. So saddddd!

I think it must have been the durians. I ate a few last week. Oh, and xmas. Honestly, xmas was kinda a dull one this year. FOR ME LAH. Maybe because I was sick. I only get to visit one house this year. ONE HOUSE. Compared to last year's, that was nothing.

On another irrelevant note, I am currently working 3 part time jobs rite now. Crazy innit? I've been recently accepted as a teacher assistant at TWO Kumon learning centres here in Kuching. And you know what my other job is. :) Plus I love kids. and Maths. But I seriously sucked at mental maths. And now I'm a certified workaholic slash career woman. LOL. Gotta need extra money for the next shopping splurge in February! So excitedddddddddddddddddddddddd! :)

And 4 days before 2010. I'm excited for that too!!

New year, new beginning, but still the same shit. LOL

Sunday, December 6, 2009

106th.


I adore guys who are tall(er than me). Somehow, they make me feel safe and secured and protected. So this entry is for all tall guys out there! ^_______^

105th.

Somehow I don't feel like blogging anymore. I don't know if it is just temporary, or I have grown tired of it. So many things that had happened that I would love to pour them out here, but I just couldn't make myself do it. Semester break is finally here, and I'm grateful for that. But at the same time, I can't wait for the new sem to begin. Not because I look forward to study my ass off again, but doing nothing aimlessly throughout the holiday sucks.

If I had all the money in the world, I would love to go traveling.

Friday, November 13, 2009

104th.

I just want to say that....

Afiq Hakim came home from KL today.......ALONG WITH MY DRESS!!

Hehehe so happy!! xD

Friday, June 5, 2009

66th.

Do you think I should change my blog layout? It's getting boring, don't you think so? Well, I MIGHT (key word: might) change it after the exams. Something simple would be nice for a change.

Life's a bit too hectic lately. Not to mention that I had another nightmare about my car last night. :( *shudders*

Blahh, I'm hungry. And there are so many things to study. I'm in my IBIS lab class now actually, that is if you are wondering what have I been up to. ;)

Can't believe it's actually Friday today. Time flies sooooo fastttt!!!!! Feels like it's only Wednesday today. Maybe it's because of the two days of Gawai holidays that we have had earlier this week. And I thought that last Wednesday was Monday. LOL. Was studying with Vivien, Leslie and Roshan in the library when it suddenly struck me hard that the day was actually Wednesday, not Monday. Silly me. xD

And I feel like looking for a job after the exams. :)

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

53rd.

I can't believe I went to eat at Sri Shan today. TWICE.

Once was for brunch with Yvonne, and the other one was makan petang with Vivien, Roshan, Leslie and our Sri Lankan friends, Savan (Did I get the spelling right?). The one thing I don't get is that, why my roti telur was in a bigger portion than my roti cheese telur when I was with Yvonne earlier? Weird. And being the "monster" that he is (LOL), Leslie swallowed half of my food. It's not that he did not eat 2 roti canai(s) before that... o_O
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Anyways.

Jia was here in Kch since last week! But she's back in Melaka already. :( I've managed to squeeze a lil bit of my time to hang around with her eventho I had a blardy law paper on Tuesday, but still I am glad. :)

Sheela, yours truly, Jia and Shaqirah. :)

Jia sayangs ku, if you are reading this, you know that I am missing you already! :D

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

47th.

My blog is kinda dead, it's not even funnayyyy anymore!

And a lot of people actually complained that I don't blog much like before hee hee hee sorryyy. :P

The truth is, nothing much happened in my life recently, so there's nothing I can blog about. :P And I'm not keen into blogging something personal, well not anymore. So yeah.

And I've been busy too! Benci benci benci. Just had my accounting midterm test earlier on today. Susah and not enough time! I hope I'll pass it. :S

But just to assure you guys that my blog is not dead, here's a recent photo of mua. I know you guys must have been missing me so much. :P

Cute cute cute purple (yes it's actually purple in real life) dress from Bangkok! Thanks Hazel! :-)

Oh ya, I joined gym this month!! Hmm actually it was more like my friends and I agreed sama sama to join the uni gym. Yvonne, Shaqirah, Cath, Nina and I. And we're finally going tomorrow. OMG I can't wait to sweat and burn those callies coz I'd gained so much weight lately, it's not even funny anymore.

Yalah kan, everything turns out not to be funny anymore.

Where did those happy carefree days go???

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

44th.

I'm beat. Hadn't had enough sleep lately. Most prolly because my biological clock is pretty much screwed. :S

Basically today class ends at 2.30. Had our CPA accounting meeting after that. Yada yada yada, wanted to go home after that, but ended up having unexpected lunch with Leslie, Roshan and his girlfriend, Vivien. Turns out that Vivien and I attended the same high school and she was 2 years my junior. Small world, ey?

Was lazy to drive, so Leslie drove my car. Went to Tarot's Cafe at 3rd mile.

So basically that was it. I'm sorry, I'm just too tired to post up an entry I guess...

Till the next time. Now, sleep! :)

Monday, February 23, 2009

34th.

I'm NOT a paedophile.

Bare that in mind.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

33rd.


Yay! I'd finally get to meet Linda today! I'm so happy I could fart rainbows right now! Because I'd just bought the bag that I've been eyeing on eversince I got here. :p I'm sleeping over at my uncle's place tonight, so I might not be able to go online for a couple of days boohoo I'm missing the Internet already.

Nonetheless, today's a happy day indeed and I am sharing my love to all you party poopers out there YAY YAY YAY YAY GO GO GO!

(Honestly I don't know what the heck I'm talking about =.=)

P/S: Do you know that seamless panties happens to be uncomfortable? But at least it's better than G string. Just sharing my thoughts y'all.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

30th.

Here I am stuck in front of this crappy desktop with this shitty connection, figuring out what on earth am I going to do today. My phone line got barred this morning so I can't text neither can I make any phone calls, so Imma apologize to friends for not replying any of your texts. I might get my line back sometime around later today, because dad said he's gonna pay up the bills during his lunch break. Huhu.

I don't know how many times I'm gonna say this, but I'm bored. I'm the type of person who can't stand being at home all day. I don't know, it's just me I guess. But then again, I do aware of the fact that whenever we go out, the same thing goes to our money too. Huhu.

Anyway I had a really weird dream last night and I can't wait to tell my friends about it. LOL. And I hope it's not one of those deja-vu thingy. I know, it's kinda pathetic and sad when you get excited over some stupid silly dream. :p

Thursday, January 29, 2009

20th.

Well whaddayaknoww???

It's been raining nonstop since god knows when and I hope it doesn't flood again. :S Oh God forbid! I wanted to go out but I don't like driving in the rain and I HATE getting wet. Huhu. I guess we won't be swimming and using the jacuzzi today. Sigh. I miss the sun already. :(

Hazel, I still wanna go swimming in your pooollll! :3

Oh ya. My parcel actually arrived earlier on today, but I was not at home. So am gonna retrieve them at the post office tomorrow. Can't wait!!! :)

On a much productive note, I did some spring cleaning to my room today. I'd rearranged the coordination of my bags, hanged all of my dresses inside the plastics, and I'd put back all of my shoes into their respective boxes. And the outcome turns out great yaw!

I'm so happy that my room is clean now lol.

My messy clothes. :p

And if you look real hard enough, you'll notice that the stand is bending to the left. :S

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

18th.

What a proper way to start a blog entry with a picture of yours truly with a face like this ey? LOL. Was camwhoring shamelessly in the car while waiting for Sue to arrive before we went CNY visiting.

Even though most of the shops were closed yesterday due to the festive season, I'd spent time in front of the laptop browsing through online blogshops, and I bought myself a few (unnecessary) things online. -,-

They say you can take a girl out of the shopping malls, but you surely can't take shopping malls out of her mind. Especially when technologies like credit cards, online shopping, and online banking services are making it easy. -,-

I iz so FAIL.COM.MY.

Anyhoo, I'm still figuring out what to do through out February. I need plans! So long lost friends, please do contact me! I'm free for meet ups yaw. :D But then again I am still sick and this annoys me...ALOT!! Have been sick for more than a week now. Boohoo.

I'm hungry. I think I'm gonna call in for a McDelivery now. Hurm double cheese burger sounds nice, eyy?? :P

Till then!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

6th.

Hello, it's 7 am now and here I am typing slowly because my youngest brother is sleeping in my room. My brothers were back here since Sunday and God, never knew that I would miss them so much! I went to Toyota Pending yesterday morning and while waiting for my car to be done, a good friend of mine, Afiq fetched me and so we went somewhere for breakfast. And I've finally watched Sex and The City! Pardon me for being left so long behind, but the movie was great, especially all the outfits! Whoever said the movie is boring should get shot in the head. Twice. And the uncensored part is just hilarious! Hahahaha.. :p

Labels or love?

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Umang told me that A Lot Like Love movie storyline freakily reminds her of me and someone, only that my storyline has no ending yet. -.-"

"On a flight from Los Angeles to New York, Oliver and Emily make a connection, only to decide that they are poorly suited to be together. Over the next seven years, however, they are reunited time and time again, they go from being acquaintances to close friends to ... lovers? With each of them suffering through one failed relationship after another, they finally figure out after seven years that they might be right for each other after all." - Wikipedia.

Hmm let's see.

Six going on to seven years of friendship? Check.

Reunited from time to time? Check.

Suffered from failed relationships? Check, check, check. LOL.

Acquaintances? Check.

Close friends? Check.

Lovers? Errrrr...scary! Gai Umang eh!